Story of My Life

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

loveniaimani:

toots-toots:

Mom: Where you going 

Me:image

Mom:

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mcporno:

keep your eyes peeled

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classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

drakefanclub:

whoever made these is going to jail. i aint playin games here

nekokat42:

I do this several times a day

huffpostcomedy:

Same.

callingoutbigotry:

These leafdogs soothe my soul

bluntcrusher:

lets blow this joint

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AND FUCK SHIT UP

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lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

me when i have to present in class