Story of My Life

jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

i-came-from-baltimore:

oh my god 
the roof is not my son

shinjiikari:

but i will raise it

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

thesickestjokes:

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

joshpeck:

amberbee112:

joshpeck:

WE’RE GOING TO DIE IF THE BEES DIE SAVE THE BEES GOD DAMNIT GO SAVE THEM RIGHT NOW GET OFF OF THE TUMBLR AND SAVE A BEE

hey i didnt know hugh had a tumblr

WHO IS HUGH I’M JUST A HUMBLE BEE RIGHT’S ACTIVIST NAMED JOSH

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry