unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.
keep your eyes peeled
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
Someone finally said it
whoever made these is going to jail. i aint playin games here
I do this several times a day
These leafdogs soothe my soul
lets blow this joint
AND FUCK SHIT UP
me when i have to present in class